On the night of the 30th of February, 2018, a great tragedy happened in the icy plains of Malaysia. An ancient giant robot-chicken awoke from it’s long slumber, and gazed upon the lands of the tropical country. Full of destructive malice, it’s first target was a nearby chicken farm, and began a slow ponderous march towards it, while broadcasting a twisted version of the french folk song La Poule through its speakers.
The chickens, seeing a gigantic version of themselves, thought it was their saviour from the heavens, here to free them from captivity. They started clucking in celebration, until the first laser bolt from the giant chicken hit the farm. There was great panic and chaos, and before long, all that was left was a carnage of blood and feathers.
The military responded swiftly to the threat, deploying their tanks and fighter jets and began an all out offensive to take the giant chicken down. Mysteriously, it seemed to be protected by an impenetrable forcefield. As the giant chicken shrugged off the attacks, it squawked,”You shoot me down, but I won’t fall. AYAM TITANIUM!!!”.
Before long, even the military was defeated by this seemingly indestructible creature, and as it marched into the night, the cold winter winds blew. The giant chicken’s total victory was inevitable.
And then I woke up.